The Kane Gang: Lowdown hoedown
David A. Keeps, Creem, June 1986
"SARCASM IS the lowest form of wit," the Kane Gang's singer/lyricist Martin Brammer warns me. Uh-oh! Howza wiseguy CREEM hack supposed to comport hisself when faced with the prospect of three socialist/vegetarian (there, I said it) British soulboys then?
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