Ten City: Mean Housin' Muthas From Chicago!!
Tom Doyle, Smash Hits, April 1989
As opposed to "mean rockin' muthas from hell" (haw haw). Tom Doyle gasps at their tale of dubious street gangs and teetering high heels and ponders "Bet they haven't got a toy poodle in their boudoir..." (?)
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