ZZ Top: Recyclopedia Salesmen
Steffan Chirazi, Kerrang!, 26 January 1991
"A cuddly bear-cum-Santa Claus", "the Vesuvius of entertainment" and a man with an unfeasibly pronounced Texan drawl who 'really doesn't care a whole lot in a friendly, casual sort of way': that's ZZ TOP. But we only have 20 minutes with DUSTY HILL, BILLY GIBBONS and FRANK BEARD (for it is they) so enough of the intros and let's hope STEFFAN 'You Recycle It, I'll Eat It' CHIRAZI don't ask no stupid questions...
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