Was (Not Was)
Siân Pattenden, Smash Hits, 13 June 1990
★ They're two blokes from Detroit who say they're brothers but aren't really!
★ They're all for killing dolphins for the sake of a tuna sarnie!
★ And one of them claims to be possessed by a 2,000 year old plumber!
★ Oh dear, it's... Was (Not Was)
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