The Fat Boys: "We Got A Little Fat Over The Vacation"
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 29 June 1988
Pthprhpt! Would you have noticed any difference on the lard front, listeners? Possibly not, but the Fat Boys are all "on diets right now". "So how come you're scoffing jellyfish sarnies??" speryoooos Sylvia Patterson...
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