Tanya Tucker: Jail Bait on Parade

I AM NOT in the habit of chasing after 14 year old girls. Recently, though, I not only met a cute one, but crossed several state lines to do so. (That must be a felony of some sort.) I made a trek to see and hear Tanya Tucker perform at the 26th Annual Tri-State Rodeo in Fort Madison, Iowa ("a rodeo-active city," according to the button I've been wearing to prove that I actually attended the affair).