Soft Cell: Ocean, London
Julian Marszalek, music365.com, 20 March 2001
WITH THE WHOLESOME and distinctly unthreatening construct that is Hear'Say about to engulf Planet Pop, one pines for a time when dads across the land would point at the TV in a frothing rage during Top Of The Pops and seethe, "Is that a boy or a girl? You call this music? People actually buy this stuff?"
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