Simply Red: What a strange bloke!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 12 July 1989
• He has a ruby set in one of his teeth!
• He eats seaweed and all sorts of extraordinary foreign grub!
• His hair "do" is remarkable!
• And his name is Mick Hucknall!
• "Let's do lunch," suggests a peckish Sylvia Patterson.
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