Ozzy Osbourne: A Mad Man in Japan
Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, 30 July 1986
"They're great, the Japs... they do everything I do. Stick my hand in the air and a thousand hands go up. If I got me willy out they'd probably all be out there waggling their willies..." Yes, yes Ozzy (ahem).
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