INXS: "People make me out to be some Aussie hell-rocker!"
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 11 November 1990
Poor old Hutch. He might be the singer from INXS with an "unfortunate" beard and a girlfriend called Kylie Minogue, but people just don't seem to understand him. Sylvia Patterson lends a sympathetic ear...
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