He Bans The Drums — This Man Thinks You Are A Moron!
Steven Wells, New Musical Express, 13 January 1990
Rock is bad for you — OFFICIAL! According, that is, to DENIS VAUGHAN, top classical conductor and author of a virulently anti-pop blast in this week's soaraway Musical Times. STEVEN WELLS dons his dickie bow and has it out with the man who would ban the "beat group".
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