Chris Heath, Smash Hits, 5 April 1986
Nosey? Smash Hits? Well, yes, we are a bit. Like when we spoke to Five Star we couldn't resist asking them how much money they make and if they're in love and what makes them blub. And we found out loads of things. Like one of them used to be a fish! And their cat is like a dog!! And one of them wears really horrible jumpers... oh, hang on. That one's Chris Heath...
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