Art Attacks: The Vortex, London
Jane Suck, Sounds, 28 January 1978
YOU LOVE me, and I'll love you, or I won't love you at all. When you've been assured of a place on the guest list (you think I'd pay to see this punk rubbish?), when you've met the lead singer of the Art Attacks (sigh) only two hours before the Grand Finale (this was the group's last gig, fans), when you get to the bottom — uh, Vortex and can't get in because you have quote/unquote: "only ever put the club down". Well, what do you do? write a nice review??
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