Who's a Cuddly Boy then? Andrew Sylvester Roachford, that's who!
Max Bell, No. 1, 1 February 1989
He used to live in a house with 23 cats! His uncle learns to play the sax in one of those v. trendy lager ads! And he's been touted as 'The Next Big Thing' for absolutely eons without so much as a sniff of success! But now he's in t'Top Ten with the rather splendid 'Cuddly Toy' and boy is he glaaad! Max Bell popped round for a chat about life in the fast lane...
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