We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 7 May 1986
No, it's not a strange Smash Hits "headline", it's the name of the group... They're all 17 (except one), they can't play their instruments, they reckon they have no talent and they only got started in the first place because of a HUGE fib...
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