Wet Wet Wet: Four blokes, a "beard" and a three-legged dog in a bush...
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 20 September 1989
★ Aye! The Wets return with a brand new tune they're calling "lover's rock" and a dubious saga of superstitious chins, bathing with Buddha, a misshapen dog, and a new member called Kenny Dalglish. "That's as may be," snorts a suspicious Sylvia Patterson, "but what's this about you fancying Kylie Minogue, eh Marti??"
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