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Twiggy: Twiggy (Mercury)

Robot A. Hull, Creem, December 1976

UH-OH: Bad enough to prop up dollbabies like Andrea True (X-Porn Sweetie) before a mike and prod with sizzling cattle-iron and say "sing between your thighs, babe," expecting sultry moans and sexy whines, but allowing this Barbie cadaver to twinkletoe her MOR/country brand of sponge sap onto a whole goddamn record ALBUM is no entertainment value.

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