Salt 'N' Pepa
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 2 November 1988
There's Salt, there's Pepa and there's DJ Spindereila, and between them they've become one of the most successful dance groups in the world. Indeed, such is their magnificence, you've just voted them "Best House/Rap/Dance Music Act" of the year. "Methinks I'd better pay them a visit in New York" mulls Sylvia Patterson...
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