McAlmont & Butler: Nil communication
Sylvia Patterson, New Musical Express, 21 October 1995
Acrimonious split alert! McALMONT AND BUTLER have come to a sticky end and all that's left is an embarrassing silence. David, meanwhile, can't get laid for toffee and reckons he's come to the "doomed fate of the emotionally extravagant". Can SYLVIA PATTERSON help him pick up the pieces?
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