Lita Ford: A Lita Bit Closer to the Top!
Laura Fissinger, Creem, December 1984
WHAT A TIME to be a gal, hey? One in space, one in the presidential race, and one who plays metal guitar fast and mean enough to make big boys in black leather pull their chest hair in desperation. Yessir, fellas, you can take those zucchinis out of your pants now: Lita Ford is proving that genitals don't play rock guitar.
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