Katrina & the Waves
Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, 22 May 1985
They're "rather posh", they're half-American/half-English, have a hit single called 'Walking On Sunshine' and are fronted by a girl who claims: "I'M NO SEX KITTEN!" I should ruddy well hope not, says Tom Hibbert.
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