Johnny Osbourne: The Musical Chopper
Sean O'Hagan, New Musical Express, 17 March 1984
I AM USHERED into Johnny Osbourne's dressing room just as he is winding down an interview with someone else. "Exactly how old are you anyway?" is the final shot. "Don't bother yourself with them kinda question... you can say I'm an elderly youth."
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