Jason Donovan: Somebody Heeeeelp Me!
Tom Doyle, Smash Hits, 8 February 1989
Jason Donovan, eh? He is, as we all know, a clever n' rich n' good-looking pop type who thinks he's a bit sporty what with all his surfing and skiing and stuff. But how would he cope if he was lost in an African jungle? Or shipwrecked on a desert island? Or even stranded on the moon?! Tom Doyle investigates...
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