I Dreamed I Was Onstage With KISS In My Maidenform Bra
Jaan Uhelszki, Creem, August 1975
WELL, NOT exactly my idea of the perfect fantasy, but I was curious about life on the other side of the foot-lights. Armed with an abundance of determination and a tight pair of Danskins (Danskins aren't only for dancing), I approached Larry Harris, the vice president of Casablanca Records with my plan: "How about if I join KISS for a night?"
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