Frankie Miller's Full House: Weybridge College of Food & Technology, Weybridge, Surrey
Giovanni Dadomo, Sounds, 12 June 1976
FOR MY Money, you could melt down Billy Connolly, the Rollers, Slik, and Nazareth, yet no matter the amount of sophistication involved in refining the resultant stew you still wouldn't have but a pallid runt compared to Frances Miller Esquire.
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