Depeche Mode: Fzss!... Zwiing! Aaargh!... Hahahahah!!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 6 May 1987
Hark! Depeche Mode are having a party — i.e. they're having "a" drink, scoffing streamers, pretending to be space-men, cavorting under tables, stealing "a" drink and hauling people's "breeks" off. Er... except for Alan "Wild"er, that is. Sylvia Patterson joins them for a beaker of Tizer (or something).
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