Clime Fisher: Crazy Name, Crazy Guys!!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 6 April 1988
Climie's got a corrugated head, Fisher's an ex-manure shoveller (?), and now they're pop stars with a hit single, 'Love Changes (Everything)'. "Crivvens!!?" squawks Sylvia Patterson...
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