Velvet Underground: Some Velvet Moaning...
Steven Wells, New Musical Express, 5 June 1993
TRUE STORY: I'm at the Smash Hits Christmas party, the disco is blamming out non-stop teeny-pop fun stuff and the joint is bopping with the fizzing, giggling energy of a hundred or so pissed female teenage sex-fiends. Fun fun fun fun fun — everybody is having a great time. Except the Serious Rock Hack.
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