Yazz: How to Make £25,000 a Night and End Up Skint
Tom Doyle, Smash Hits, 3 May 1989
You call yourself Yazz, charge 3,000 people £8.50 each to come and see your concert and then give it all away to fat sweaty blokes wearing Motorhead T-shirts and keys dangling off their jeans. "Well there's a bit more to it than that," announces Tom "Access All Areas" Doyle as he investigates how a pop tour is put together.
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