Who The Hell Does Cher Think She Is?
Adrian Deevoy, Q, August 1991
Ladies and gentlemen. You are about to meet a living legend. A goddess. A true star. Any minute now... Well, half an hour, definitely... (Tum-ti-tum ...) Anyway, while we're waiting... Perhaps Adrian Deevoy would like to rehearse the question that's on all our minds...
Who the hell does CHER think she is?
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