Chris Campion, Dazed & Confused, 2000
DEAN AND GENE Ween look disconsolate. Last night, they played a rollicking three-hour set to a 200-strong baying crowd in their hometown of New Hope, Pennsylvania. But the morning after the night before, sitting in a corner booth of the New Hope Country Diner, nothing can sway their opinion that they sucked.
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