Traci Lords: Porn Free
Cliff Jones, The Face, March 1995
HELL HAS broken lose. Scaramanga's prosthetic nipple has fallen off, Odd Job's bowler hat is carving up anyone within range and the rest of the assembled freaks, weirdos and 007 villains are involved in what looks like a punch-up at a New Orleans voodoo convention.
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