Three Dog Night: Seven Separate Fools
Jaan Uhelszki, Creem, November 1972
It was on a Friday night during Doctor Zimmerman's group therapy session that Danny, Corey and Chuck first made a breakthrough at the South Cal Home for Retired Dope Dealers. Since they all shared similar symptoms of acute paranoia and subscribed to that old axiom "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do," they decided to join together in a band with the blessing of Doc Zimmerman and sing their troubles away.
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