The Weirdest John Cale Interview You've Ever Read...
Jane Suck, Sounds, 3 September 1977
I COULD be some other little girl reporter and tell you how I arrived for the interview on the verge of imminent throw-up; how I forgot to show John Cale my 'Prisoner No. 1' badge or to tell him he was too fat and ask him if he has ever shot up... or I could just be Jane Suck and go for his neck with a chicken wire!
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