The Osmonds: The Plan (Kolob/MGM SE-4902)
Toby Mamis, Zoo World, 11 October 1973
YOU'D HAVE to be a hermit not to have heard the Osmonds, either a hermit or a pompous ass that only listens to "FM radio, y'know the laid-back intellectual groove," because the Osmonds have had more hit records than I have fingers & toes combined, and I'm no cripple either.
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