Swing Out Sister
Chris Heath, Smash Hits, 28 January 1987
They hit girls over the head with bits of wood. They make up words like 'woogahumpftma'. They change from Gnomes to Fairies. Their fathers pretend they're dead. They chew straw and knock people off cycles with snooker cues. Chris Heath uncovers the terrifying world of... Swing Out Sister
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