Swans: Holy Money (PVC)
Byron Coley, Spin, January 1987
RECORDS BY the Swans have so little to do with pleasure, fun, and the, uh, joy of living that it's no off-a-log-fall explainin' why they always suck at my ear like some wax-hungry insect. It sounds dumber than vom to say the Swans are "important" and thus worthy of your time, money, attention; but unfortunately this statement is truth.
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