Stupid Sports of the World Part 112: Ten "Pin" Bowling featuring Wet Wet Wet
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 20 May 1987
They used to be "punk" "rockers" with horrible hair but now they're four "nice" "lads" who love their parents and take their washing home with them!?? "Come ten-pin bowling*, why don't you?" parps Sylvia Patterson...
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