Sex Pistols: 'I hear you like Dolly Parton down here... are you still celebrating Elvis' birthday?'
Dave Schulps, Sounds, 14 January 1978
...or how to win friends and influence people i Memphis, Johnny Rotten style. The Sex Pistols hit America and DAVE SCHULPS gives an American's-eye view of his first encounter with Britain's most welcomed export since Concorde (?)
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