Right Said Fred: This Ain't Rock'n'roll...This is Spermicide!
Steven Wells, New Musical Express, 31 October 1992
Oo-er! Sex rears its ugly Fred this week, as those saucy HEAVENLY artistes release a charidee EP of rubber soul classics, namely RIGHT SAID FRED songs. All proceeds go to the ace Terrence Higgins Trust, and much pop rumpo fun is had by all. STEVEN WELLS says 'Don't kiss, just talk' to wonder-dome RICHARD FAIRBRASS.
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