Rachel Sweet Is Not:
Giovanni Dadomo, Sounds, 14 April 1979
★ America's answer to Lena Zavaroni!
★ The Seventies' Brenda Lee!
★ Stiff's 'alternative' to Little Jimmy Osmond!
★ A brat
★ Five foot nothing of red-hot jail-bait!
★ A child with the body of a woman, the passions of a tigress!
★ Nils Lofgren in a wig!
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