Presidents of the United States of America: Pure Frosting
Chuck Eddy, Rolling Stone, 11 June 1998
SEATTLE NOVELTY-ROCK trio the Presidents of the United States of America recently resigned from office; seems they were sick of getting paired with "Weird Al" Yankovic on award-show podiums, though when you write lyrics about the Brady Bunch Tiki-god episode, what do you expect?
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