Poison: We're Big Down Under!
Steve Mascord, Kerrang!, 26 August 1989
Kylie Minogue, Jason Donovan, Neighbours, Rolf Harris (and his Stylophone), Skippy, Rupert Murdoch... these days, there's no escaping the ongoing onslaught of dodgy Australian 'culture'. So the other week, in a calculated revenge move, we decided to give our Antipodean adversaries a taste of their own medicine. We sent them... POISON! XXXX-rated report by STEVE MASCORD
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