Pink: Birmingham NEC
Dave Simpson, The Guardian, 22 March 2004
EVERY NIGHT, Pink goes down on Christina Aguilera. She pins her to the floor and dominates her sexually before serenading her with one of her own songs. Tonight, though, there's a problem. "Oops, I popped Christina!" she squeals, before raising a deflated blow-up doll. It's a spontaneous moment; one of the evening's many minor triumphs.
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