Mötley Crüe: Putt at the Devil
Steffan Chirazi, Kerrang!, 9 September 1989
At a Los Angeles Valley golf club MÖTLEY CRÜE singer VINCE NEIL is about to mutter something to his caddy, STEFFAN CHIRAZI... "Steff, dude," he says (cos he talks like that), "Steff, maaan, f**k yeah, dude! Coool! F**kin' Mötley's back!" Then, at the 19th hole, while waffling on about the new album Dr Feelgood (cos he likes that), ol' Vince lets the bombshell drop: Doc[censored for suspense reasons) any more!
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