"Martha Stewart Can Lick My Scrotum!" Life chez the Osbournes
David Dalton, Gadfly, 17 May 2002
A COUPLE OF years ago, my wife Coco and I did a few shows in which we played Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen if had they lived. And an effin ol punk Xmas special it was, featuring Sid'n'Nance under a tree decorated with needles and condoms, discussing PTA meetings, mortgages, and whos gonna take out the fuckin garbage. I bring this up because I cant help thinking of Sid & Nancys Xmas Special whenever I see The Osbournes on MTV.
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