Louise: Woman In Me (EMI 16tks/69 mins)
Simon Price, Melody Maker, 18 October 1997
NOW KIDS, when you say "Sexiest Lass In The World" ...do you mean "Most Symmetrical"? Or "Most Unblemished"? Or "Most Likely To Wear A Pencil Skirt With A Slit Side"? Because Louise, with her small, mean mouth and her small, mean soul, is a charisma desert with the sassiness of a PE teacher and a voice like Wrigley's Extra (blue flavour).
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