Letter Bomb for Ted Baxter: Gang of Four Out of Uniform

WHATEVER IT is that's doing a George Romero on the American Dream is finally starting to do it in such bastions of good life as Minneapolis, Minnesota. People used to sit around here and feel safe from everything but six-month winters. Not any more. Can you imagine Mary Tyler Moore living on unemployment, selling all her Air Supply records, and getting drunk with Lou because she's starting to get PISSED OFF?

Hang on, Mary. Here comes the Gang Of Four.