Kylie Minogue: Attack of the 5ft Woman!
Dorian Lynskey, Q, June 2002
AAARG! In 1998, one time pop robot and po-mo pin-up Kylie Minogue was on a commercial cold slab. Now scarily re-animated, she's an irony-free megastar and her bum is eating the world. But is she happy? Is she hell… "I'm not sure I want this," she tells Dorian Lynskey.
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