Kylie Minogue: A Wallaby Adored
David Quantick, New Musical Express, 28 September 1991
Be very afraid, indie saddos, for the Queen God-Empress of the Known Universe, KYLIE MINOGUE, will now transform into a Perv Rock Temptress before your puny eyes and make you repeat 'She is the genius of pop' a trillion times. DAVID QUANTICK becomes a jibbering wreck before the shrine of SEXKYLIE
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